- tumblr: just give us two people and we'll ship them
- shows: but they're fictional
- tumblr: no problem
- movies: but we'll never be in anything else ever
- tumblr: don't fret we have gifs
- books: but they die
- tumblr: pfff we're used to that
- nature: but they're animals
- tumblr: it's fine
- science: but they're chemical elements
- tumblr: we don't discriminate you piece of shit
- countries: how do you even-
- tumblr: we find a way
